About Hoopdogg’s

Welcome to Hoopdogg’s, where bad decisions are encouraged and money is spent on things that should never, ever be bought. Got cash to burn? I’ll happily trade you a broken lamp I’m calling “vintage” or a chair that’s so wobbly it doubles as a concussion hazard. Looking for something truly ridiculous? How about a “collectible” fork that’s been through a war—or a jar of random screws that might just be the missing pieces to your sanity.

But that’s not all. I also offer services no one in their right mind would pay for—like yelling at your plants to grow, reorganizing your fridge by color (because why not?), or showing up at your neighbor’s house to aggressively compliment their lawn. Whatever you need, I’m here to make it weird for a price.

At Hoopdogg’s, I don’t sell quality. I sell junk with a side of regret, and I do it with the kind of charm that makes you think, “Why the hell am I buying this?” So come in, lower your standards, and let me profit off your terrible choices. You’ll leave with crap you don’t want and a lighter wallet—and I’ll leave with your cash, a smug grin, and another satisfied sucker.

Hoopdogg’s—where good taste goes to die, and bad decisions get a discount.