Welcome to HoopDoggs Dumbass…
WELCOME TO
HOOPDOGG’S
We sell loud, weird sh*t and don’t care if you cry about it.
No refunds, no apologies, no customer service — just chaos, sarcasm, and your money making our lives better.
Offended? Good. Complaints? Ignored. Still here? Buy something or bounce.
Hoopdogg’s: shut up, pay up, f*ck off.